semen has as much vitamin c in it as an orange
so what you’re telling me is that sucking dick can prevent scurvy
this really sheds a whole new light on pirate lifestyles
did you know elevators are called elevators because people used to have to use elephants named vator to get to the second story of buildings
actually i’m pretty sure its because they elevate you to another part of the building
This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.
Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on
there’s something really interesting in this passage that I wanted to point out
Trelawney assumes that Harry was born in midwinter because of his “dark hair” and “mean stature” and “tragic losses so young in life”
Tom Riddle was born in midwinter, is describe in CoS as resembling Harry, and his mother died right after his birth
Harry has a piece of Voldemort’s soul in him
that’s why Trelawney made that assumption
I pointed this out in my Harry Potter class today and everyone started yelling and about five people told me to go to hell
this was so confusing when i first read it because i’m australian and in australia july IS midwinter
are we not going to talk about the fact the tumblr user lesbianvenom has a Harry Potter class like is this normal is this a thing
Agreeing to make couple OCs with someone but neither of you are allowed to show your OCs to each other until they are ready and now those two are going to get together and they must work it out no matter what
let’s do it
i would hire him for this flyer alone
If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.
Did you guys even watch bee movie
Much as I support the relocation of the bees, it’s a huge exaggeration to claim that without bees there’d be no food whatsoever; plants pollinate through a variety of different mediums; insect, air, animals. If you think bees are the only way plants can reproduce then consider life underwater, in the desert or in arctic regions; places inhospitable to bees. Life goes on and in some cases thrives, without bees.
Yes, some things would be extinct or harder to come by (Like coffee, which terrifies me) we’d still have food.
DO NOT KILL BEES
THEY ARE RUNNING LOW ON HOMES AND IT’S SO DIFFICULT TO KEEP BEES THESE DAYS PLEASE DO NOT KILL BEES THEY WON’T HURT YOU THEY ARE NOT HORNETS OR WASPS JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE
I explain supernatural seasons
Season 1: Actually Scary
Season 2: A lot of Soul Selling
Season 3: Sam is sad and so am I
Season 4: Oh THERE’S Cas
Season 5: A good “Ending”
Season 6: Castiel gets mad and then I do
Season 7: Filler and Mitt Romney
Season 8: Please stop torturing Sam Winchester please just stop
Season 9: Sam is dead on the inside and so am I
THAT ANIME DESERVED 129878463268769128791274964328 SEASONS
everyone else in the room can see it
everyone else but you
i don’t know why i put myself through this